Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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