so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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