who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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