I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
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Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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