love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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