Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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