Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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