And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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