we have pet lesbian snakes
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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