I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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