So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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