if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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