the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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