do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You need a sexual gate keeper
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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