how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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