butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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