I murdered the dance floor call the cops
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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