Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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