The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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