How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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