Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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