dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
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You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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