found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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