yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He told me they were just razor bumps!
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
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So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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