When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I would fuck him just for his dog
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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