I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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