my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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