yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
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oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i drank out of a bidet.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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