I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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