is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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