ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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