Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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