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I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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