i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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