Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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