I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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