I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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