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He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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