im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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