we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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