would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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