is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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