The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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