She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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