I wanna passion pit in your ass
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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