idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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