i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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