he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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