Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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