yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Hippo gnu deer
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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