butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
another moral hangover. fuck.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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